rc.local wont start – Ugh

So I put a command in the rc.local to run on boot on an Ubuntu server. Didn’t start. What the hell. perms OK. script runs OK. Frickin’ Systemd Dammit. I think I am done with systemd now. Just too intrusive. First – monolithic and HUGE. Second I want text log files. And I don’t want to have to google how to make rc.local run with a damn config file. WTF?

/etc/systemd/system/rc-local.service
[Unit]
 Description=/etc/rc.local Compatibility
 ConditionPathExists=/etc/rc.local

[Service]
 Type=forking
 ExecStart=/etc/rc.local start
 TimeoutSec=0
 StandardOutput=tty
 RemainAfterExit=yes
 SysVStartPriority=99

[Install]
 WantedBy=multi-user.target
sudo systemctl enable rc-local
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